Ben “Bags” - The Ultimate Crypto Dreamer.
Age: 28
Occupation: Wannabe crypto millionaire (former 9-5 employee)
Personality: Optimistic, impulsive, slightly paranoid about price dips
Motto: Secure the bag, or regret it forever!
Ben Bags discovered crypto through a viral tweet and immediately went all in on $STB. He rides the emotional highs and lows of the market daily. One moment he’s planning his Lambo purchase the next he’s questioning all his life choices.
Despite the chaos, Ben never gives up, constantly convincing himself (and everyone around him) that he’s just one pump away from making it big.
Occupation: Wannabe crypto millionaire (former 9-5 employee)
Personality: Optimistic, impulsive, slightly paranoid about price dips
Motto: Secure the bag, or regret it forever!
Ben Bags discovered crypto through a viral tweet and immediately went all in on $STB. He rides the emotional highs and lows of the market daily. One moment he’s planning his Lambo purchase the next he’s questioning all his life choices.
Despite the chaos, Ben never gives up, constantly convincing himself (and everyone around him) that he’s just one pump away from making it big.
Crypto Experience.
Years in Crypto: 6 months (but talks like a veteran)
First Investment: Bought $STB after seeing a tweet about a guy’s cousin getting rich
Trading Style: FOMO-driven, diamond hands (until panic kicks in)
Technical Analysis Skills: None (but stares at charts intensely)
Favorite Strategy: Buy high, HODL, pray
Biggest Win: Accidentally made 100% gains by holding too long out of fear
Biggest Loss: Sold at a loss, only to watch it pump 10x the next day
Ben Bags thinks he’s a pro, but deep down, he’s still figuring it all out. He refreshes his portfolio every 5 minutes, follows random Twitter “experts”, and keeps convincing his friends to buy in before it’s too late.
One thing’s for sure, he’s not leaving until he secures the bag.
First Investment: Bought $STB after seeing a tweet about a guy’s cousin getting rich
Trading Style: FOMO-driven, diamond hands (until panic kicks in)
Technical Analysis Skills: None (but stares at charts intensely)
Favorite Strategy: Buy high, HODL, pray
Biggest Win: Accidentally made 100% gains by holding too long out of fear
Biggest Loss: Sold at a loss, only to watch it pump 10x the next day
Ben Bags thinks he’s a pro, but deep down, he’s still figuring it all out. He refreshes his portfolio every 5 minutes, follows random Twitter “experts”, and keeps convincing his friends to buy in before it’s too late.
One thing’s for sure, he’s not leaving until he secures the bag.